Dear almost every frat guy ever
When my fracket gets stolen
When someone whispers you a good secret. →
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shiphassailed: “i have no problem with homosexuals my best friend is one” says the tumblr user, causing angels to descend from heaven playing gorgeous harps and drape them in garlands of flowers, proclaiming them the number one gay rights activist of all time, literally incapable of homophobia, infallible and the winner of all internet arguments until the end of time, filled with the light of...
daisyfairy: googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet
When someone tries talking to me while i'm... →
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When I heard about that naked dude chewing on...
Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me: Okay I'm ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire continent of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
Have you ever read something that killed you...
Like a text message or someone’s status. Everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your whole day.
jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison.